1 thinks 2 is a freak and hater of democracy. 2 keeps shoving 3 off the field. 3 feels insecure about the megalomaniacal powers of 1. all three have dirt on each other.

1: it's Russian Roulette with my life. you are not known for being faithful in relationships and are cyclically not nice to me. I am afraid of your inner demons. we'd probably get along the best but you're too easily swayed by the hoes. somebody told me we are already in a relationship of sorts. I have mixed feelings about the term "daddy".

2: this seems like a Color Mafia and I'm not sure ur gonna beat the allegations. told my mom I was gonna marry you off the fumes of trauma and attraction but I didn't know about 3. height appropriate and near-guaranteed great sex due to your high body count. most likely to immediately impregnate me.

3: in essence, I like you the most but you can't just wait for 1 and 2 to throw in the towel. not sure you can handle the blowback from my opinions and your neighbor is a spy. everyone thinks I'm too smart for you. even your doppelgängers are hot tho I wish you'd stiff arm mine like the champ we all know you are. we should go on a date and find out.

and yes the homies do be mad about the fact that you're all white 🤷🏻‍♀️