by now we're used to logging in to a nostr app and our social graph and data being there
now we'll become used to logging into an app and our money being there too
#nutsack
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Sounds great, just as long as others keep their hands off my nutsack. π₯
Unless there is consent!
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i don't accept peanuts for payment, sats only
make it happen
#NutSack
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Great one Fren thanks ππ
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Interested to see how the relays handle this, are they all of a sudden, money transmitters?
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Can users view each other's nutsacks?
For example, can I look at nostr:nprofile1qqsdcnxssmxheed3sv4d7n7azggj3xyq6tr799dukrngfsq6emnhcpspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszythwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn99uq3vamnwvaz7tmzv4mx7tnwdaehgu339e3k7mf07mjd7k's nutsack to see if his is larger than mine or will the balances be encrypted?
Only the girls can see the boy's nutsacks. Unless the guy is gay, so I hear.
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As far as I understand, you would still only be able to see someone's public Cashu zaps. Cashu zaps could be encrypted using nip44 in which case you wouldn't see them. The receivers client would combine the public and private (nip44) balances
There a meme here with the classic 
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So many jokes can be made in the name of technological progress.
Smooth
So a client sets up one or more cashu wallets on relay for the user. Cashu zaps can be received to that wallet, and this all works because cashu nuts work as backed bearer assets themselves and the control key is made the nsec. Ingenious.
Please correct me where I'm wrong, but remaining steps to a fully integrated system are:
1. Clients need to implement cashu wallet support (relay wallet) and support for cashu zaps (relay nuts) between said wallet(s).
2. Implement transfer of nuts in and out of the relay wallet.
3. Implement sending of relay nuts to a lightning address, such that receipt of the sats does not require the recipient to have setup a relay wallet.
4. Implement receive of relay nuts from a lightning transaction, such that the sender does not need to be aware of the wallet being on relay.
I have barely touched cashu, so for all I know most of this is already done or is unnecessary.
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What about fees ? When, not if, bitcoin fees go higher than the unbanked can afford, is this different ? Are these nostr txn fees somehow tied to bitcoin fees ? Because it was shocking to see non custodial LN freeze when bitcoin fees went through the roof.
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