Since the woke have renamed a lot and now the new administration wants to continue this trend. Let's rename Washington, District of Columbia. Washington had slaves. He did release them in his will once his wife felt we l she could manage and she did 6b months after his death. If course we don't want to look at this.

District of Columbia? How stupid. Columbia is in South America.

How about Masonic District of Satan?

I think it is more on point and it's clear as to the intentions of the occupants.