In the Twentieth Century of my trespass on earth, having exterminated one billion heathens, heretics, Jews, Moslems, witches, mystical seekers, black men, Asians, and Christian brothers, every one of them for his own good, a whole continent of red men for living in unnatural community and at the same time having relations with the land, one billion species of animals for being sub-human, and ready to take on the bloodthirsty creatures from the other planets, I, Christian man, groan out this testament of my last will.

I give my blood fifty parts polystyrene, twenty-five parts benzene, twenty-five parts good old gasoline, to the last bomber pilot aloft, that there shall be one acre in the dull world where the kissing flower may bloom, which kisses you so long your bones explode under its lips.

My tongue goes to the Secretary of the Dead to tell the corpses, "I'm sorry, fellows, the killing was just one of those things difficult to pre-visualize–like a cow, say, getting hit by lightning."

My stomach, which has digested four hundred treaties giving the Indians eternal right to their land, I give to the Indians, I throw in my lungs which have spent four hundred years sucking in good faith on peace pipes.

My soul I leave to the bee, that he may sting it and die, my brain to the fly, his back the hysterical green color of slime, that he may suck on it and die, my flesh to the advertising man, the anti-prostitute, who loathes human flesh for money.

I assign my crooked backbone to the dice maker, to chop up into dice, for casting lots as to who shall see his own blood on his shirt front and who his brother's, for the race isn't to the swift but to the crooked.

To the last man surviving on earth I give my eyelids worn out by fear, to wear in his long nights of radiation and silence, so that his eyes can't close, for regret is like tears seeping through closed eyelids.

I give the emptiness my hand: the pinkie picks no more noses, slag clings to the black stick of the ring finger, a bit of flame jets from the tip of the fuck-you finger, the first finger accuses the heart, which has vanished, on the thumb stump wisps of smoke ask a ride into the emptiness...