#[4]​ - let the zaps fly! I’ve graduated to 2nd level pleb. If you learn more about me, you’ll learn that I was born a pleb, and I’ll always be a pleb… but that won’t stop you from wanting to zap me all your sats. So feel free to get zapping!

#[2]​ #[3]​ - can certify my pleb-ness, if needed.

(Still not sure what pleb is, but I’m quite confident you are all correct in identifying me as one… I think it means the same thing as being a “Jeff,” which generally speaking is not good, but also not bad)