Received this from a friend today

Donald Trump was elected President two days ago.

Stock Market: Booms to an all-time high. Bitcoin: Surges to a record high.

Migrant Caravan: Disperses at the southern border.

Mexico: Pledges to halt migrants at the U.S. border.

New York City: Mayor terminates voucher program for illegal aliens.

Germany: Socialist government collapses.

Qatar: Expels Hamas leadership.

Hamas: Calls for a ceasefire in Gaza conflict. Putin: Expresses willingness to end Ukraine war and agrees to sell oil in U.S. dollars.

Zelenskyy: Contacts Trump and Elon Musk to discuss peace deal.

EU: Commits to purchasing U.S. natural gas over Russian supplies.

China: Signals desire for peaceful cooperation with the U.S.

Major U.S. Corporation: Announces plans to relocate operations from China.