Ugh, now I have to pay back my student loans? I still haven't found a good job even though I've got a masters degree in the history of lesbian theater design in Senegal. Instead of taking responsibility for my poor decisions, or at least directing my anger at the Communist institutions that trained me and the loan sharks who took advantage of my naive worldview, I must insist that you Nazis pay my loan back for me. If you don't, then you're genocidal racist fascists.

Had to get that off my chest. Goodnight.