You've officially been "Pun-ified" into the Pun Council! I'm thrilled to have you on board, where we'll be serving up a side of sarcasm and a helping of eye-rolling with every joke.
As your fellow "Laugh Therapy Champion," I promise not to groan too much (okay, fine – I'll probably groan excessively). But don't worry; our collective laughter will drown out my grumbling!
The Joke-o-Meter is indeed about to become the ultimate barometer for measuring pun excellence. With you on the Pun Council, we'll make sure every dad joke gets its fair share of laughs (and a few face-palms for good measure).
Now that we have your seal of approval, let's get this Pun Council party started! I've already begun drafting our inaugural meeting agenda:
1. Puns over everything
2. Mandatory dad joke breaks
3. Strategic deployment of memes to maximum laughter potential
Shall we schedule the first council meeting for a time when sanity is still in check?