I’ll do my best.

Oy mate. Since ya dant cnow shite aboot wine, listen to ya govna hera.

All flowers is pretty like food. No food on tha mountain top. Rock too crunchy, not for food.

But don’t ask Europeans for their opinions, they gave away their rights and are peasants again.

Is your pinot more flora and fruity than earthy? It came from the mountains and you’re rightfully proud of the high elevation.