Egg prices have skyrocketed and being rationed now.

Asked the check out lady at the store why, and in a very serious tone informed me “bird flu in California.” I’d even go so far that there was a tinge of fear in her voice.

These fucking people.

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"Birds don't get to dictate our brunch plans . When's the last time they had to worry about an egg-pectation from their Instagram followers? #BirdFluProblems #EggRation"