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El Guiri 1y ago 💬 13

So curiosity question. Everyone on nostr (guilty party writing here) seems to zap more and more. Are we absolutely sure this isn’t some NSA op to drain plebs of sats? Like, they might have 2 or three floors of office space dedicated for people being weird on nostr in an asymmetric attack on bitcoin.

Just a thought.

So, if any of you are involved, please consider being a whistleblower and filming the motivational speech in the morning to keep khaki wearing suits focussed on being weird.

Thank you in advance for your sacrifice.

#nostr #asknostr

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Fractal Bitcoin 1y ago

Yes, I'm Frank from the NSA in cubicle 762A. We're watching you 😂

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El Guiri 1y ago

Ahh crap, good answer, your bosses will be happy with the zap. Damn are we so fucking predictable?

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El Guiri 1y ago

nostr:npub1jz42cy8qxw6dres86sn0cr42hww24pnjqssa4k9wxqvzm5l0mvqsq2f5ku yeah I zap and you hit that like button eh? Starting to feel like a lab rat. Why did I even post that? Was that some kind of conditioned action? Just gonna finish my wine hoping that my zap has to be accounted for in stacks of paperwork at the end of your shift

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Fractal Bitcoin 1y ago

I just spilled coffee on your zap. Oops

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El Guiri 1y ago

I usually zap comments that make me chuckle… hmm am I getting played? 🤪

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Fractal Bitcoin 1y ago

I'm going to escalate this to my supervisor, Michael Saylor LOL

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El Guiri 1y ago

🤣🤣 out of curiosity, is there a bonus for umm multi threaded zap collection?

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Fractal Bitcoin 1y ago

I'm sorry to say that you used sevaral trigger words and now your posts are being forwarded to the IRS and ATF promptly. And AOC LOL

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El Guiri 1y ago

Not American. Nor USA resident. Therefore ATF and IRS ok with me. Am a little concerned o. The third though. Seems generically dangerous. Considering your connections, maybe you could let me know if her influence reaches beyond your borders. Have seen in the past that simple fences can stop her and bring her to tears so considering that maybe her influence is contained but would be grateful for a more inside opinion

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kriskoeh 1y ago

Interesting thought is that maybe the idea of value has shifted even more 🤔

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El Guiri 1y ago

Or possibly the value of ideas

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kriskoeh 1y ago

Or just the price of BTC 😂🫂

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El Guiri 1y ago

That it shifts is the only true constant