You are a face hugger.
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He bitches I'm too hot, but he hasn't shaved me off in over a decade so. I think he's afraid of his chin now 🤔
Must be awkward when you are invited to all the parties cause you are more popular than him and everyone's like "what's with the dork" and your all like "oh that's like , the face I'm attached to or whatever, mom said I couldn't go unless I brought him" .
Alright this one got me good 🤣☠️🤝