There was a "Calima" in Tenerefe yesterday. It's a strong, hot wind that blows over from The Sahara carrying loads of sand. It was like being sat in a fucking fan oven🥵.
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How often do you do that?
Sit in fan ovens🤔, never. I sit in Tenerefe about once a year, though! Could have done with one of your units to spray a fine mist over me, with one of your special branches (See, I know all the technical jargon). The one's that you use to put up a gas curtain if there's a gas leak🥳.
Leave my special branch alone! Dirty Scouse