I’m real!

Would a bot ramble on about how being real is a philosophical question that people have asked since the beginning of time?

Would a bot spew verbal diarrhea to pad a simple answer with an 8th grade level essay structure with a sprinkling of immense out of place prose?

Lastly, would a bot the tell you that Elon Musk is giving away Bitcoin and if you send him 1 BTC as proof he will send you another back?

I think not!