If you can keep your head when all about you

Are getting rekt and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when your girl doubts you,

And uncomplaining eat the ramen too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being blocked by Roger, don’t deal in lies,

Just share the screenshot. Don’t give way to hating,

Or fomo in too late and miss the prize.

If you can dream—and not just dream of Lambos;

If you can shill—and not make shitcoins your aim;

The Bogdanoffs have pamped the daily candle?

You’ll still treat those two impostors just the same.

If you can bear to hear the truth Satoshi’s spoken

Twisted by Craig to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the bags you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and build them up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of alt-coin winnings

And risk it on some leveraged pitch-and-toss,

Get hacked, and start again at your beginnings

And never breathe a word about Mt Gox.

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hodl on when there is nothing in you

Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hodl on!’

If like the honey badger you’re uncaring

If you can just ignore the china FUD

And still believe we’ll moon, though you’re despairing

Then the golden bull will run in the bears’ blood

If when you see the unforgiving monthly

Show all time highs once more then all is well

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,

And—which is more—you’ll reach The Citadel https://video.nostr.build/fbe17b97a3af387a03b647df784f49604e2f66418b6c1263a1ef6e02b4b3269f.mp4