My work stealth signed me up for a 401k in April, with the default contribution set to 6% of my paycheck and I had no idea until last week.

I cant roll it over into something else until I'm no longer their employee.

Even worse, its not self-managed, so i cant buy IBIT.

Gotta take a loan out against it and stack sats so that money at least is doing something more than 5% growth.