I asked the Qwen3 "Thinking" Large Language Model to find associations between the Ninja Turtles and the classical four elements. It was quite creative:

- Leo = Fire (energy, strength)

- Mikey = Water (fluidity, adaptability)

- Raph = Earth (stability, power)

- Donnie = Air (movement, speed)

Not bad.

Then I raised the stakes and asked it to use this to create a short funny poem. It was such a disaster, that I'm not even going to post it.