Europe is a big, beautiful museum.
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It's regulations are so grotesque that you couln'd make up anything like that even if you wanted.
It's pure comedy gold.
It's like "You need a certificate to show no child labor was involved in the packaging for the machine lubricant this factory used to produce the ink you use to print the adress on the shipping envelope" style.
Then if approved they make you calculate the amount of CO2 used to produce the ink and report it by FAX to a bureucrat that will eventually, like 18 months later, tell you about a missing pronoun field you forgot to fill out in the report.
BTW you have a DEI department, havent you?