‘You’re never truly free until you can cook naked’

— Buddha

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Pro tip: dont cook bacon naked. At least put an apron on.

😂🫂🙈

Seriously.. I learned that the hard way. 😳😳😳

I thought you used the splatter burns to downplay your genital warts?

I do this often :P

Don’t cook bacon while trying to be truly free 😆

Toast is safer 🫂😂 or pizza in the oven 🙏🏽

Yes!!! 😂

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Toast is never safe with you 🤣

Aww man how you gonna do me dirty like that 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤️‍🔥🫂 this is true though 👀 I burn everything

Oh Artur, you must try the oven. Completely crispy and fully drained

https://downshiftology.com/recipes/how-to-cook-bacon-in-the-oven/

Yes! That’s the way to do it, but it’s no fun 😄

Artur, you live dangerously ❤️‍🔥🫂

I just love having an excuse to season my cast iron skillet with bacon grease 🤓 no need to be naked while cooking 😅

Mmmm I keep the reserves for frying ham in the cast iron double down on your polymers

Yes! I fry everything on bacon grease. My favorite is pancakes when I’m camping 😋