I had a fat friend that had these words on a T-shirt.

He also had, "I may be fat, but you're ugly, and at least I can diet" on a T-shirt.

Which turned out to be true.

His mum was a feeder, but he had a health scare before he was even 30. So he got himself an exercise bike, rode that thing every day, cut out crap food, and ate lots of meat.

There was a good looking guy under the fat, and now he's has a lovely wife and child.