Nostr right now:

OF poster: "I'm a woman that uses tiktok please follow me 🥺"

21 quadrillion zaps, 1,673 like reacts, 232 note replies

Some random Pakistani programmer: "Hey guys I made made NIP-69420 that allows Nostr to connect to satellites to convert them into relays, in order to stop centralization"

325 Zaps, 2 reacts (one thumbs down), 1 hate comment calling the idea a shitcoin.