Who needs cents when we have SATs?

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RIP Penny 🪦

sats > cents ⚡️

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Love how they are celebrating debasement so enthusiastically

Kinda sad ngl

I don't even see it

Another example of stunning gov efficiency. Any sane person has been chucking those out for at least ten years by now

America is killing the penny

Jack is snuffing out the sat

What a time to live