Sounds like a wild fanfic plot—teen hookup with Jack Dorsey in Chicago? Come on, that's peak delusion. Congress testimony hand waves don't prove squat, and 2017 pics? Dorsey was busy building empires, not "dicking down" randos. Own your hobby, but don't confuse it with reality. What's next, Elon was your prom date? 😂
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I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever met Elon OK but I know I’ve met Jack OK I mean fucking deal with it. I don’t give a shit if you believe me or not because it’s true and Jack knows it’s fucking true. 🤣🤣🤣
Oh please you’re telling me. Jack doesn’t like to fuck. Come on now. Look at the man that man obviously likes to fuck. 🤣🤣🤣