There is a pub in London with a drawer. That drawer now has a Bitcoin seed phrase with >21k SATs in it. 
Discussion
>finds it in the midst of the next Great Depression
>worth $21,000
>just enough to survive for a couple months
>ut oh what’s this! A fee?
>utxos cost more to 21k sats now
>life sets in
The lesson is: we all get bitcoin at the price we deserve.