Sure you are a Bitcoiner? Buy a car with Bitcoin or Monero.
The same time you used to open a bank account is the time you need to find someone who sells va car for crypto or convert a car dealer.
You chose the self destructive way. With "Bitcoiners" like this we'll never win. Sorry bro. You need a wake up call. We already have more than enough complaints here. Don't feed into low energy vibes if you hate it so much. Be the change you want to see in the world.