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Jesus uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/16209

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It feels great today

Cornbread understandably didn't want to come in

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Oracle & SUSE Join Forces To Fight Red Hat

I thought this was just a joke but no Oracle, SUSE and CIQ are now working together on the Open Linux Enterprise Association to create a neutral entity to manage the source of Enterprise Linux that isn't Red Hat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6bmrJm8PWs

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