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Sir Anthony Bacon
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- Actually Tony - pronouns short/king - Business owner - *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast - enemy number 1 of the DMV - Zoning rule disrespector - Pirate Enjoyer - reads a lot - Lift things up and put them down - Cat appreciator - You should stop using windows, it's malware - pronouns: short/king Shitposting: In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality", "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf" - LeafLord "So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity." - Alan Watts

idk, if the republicans lean into racism on the next election, I think we might have a chance. is 2028 the year we bring racism back?

God only knows, but boy i hope so.

as much as i dislike matt walsch, i think it's finally going mainstream

The general dislike of niggers

https://x.com/i/status/1965679784169751004

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aight, well it may only be like 2pm but i've had a long day.

TIME TO SIT DOWN AND WATCH THE NEW DEXTER.

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Iโ€™m at the car dealership today tryna get myself a van/work truck and trade in my civic (RIP ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

I went to the bathroom, some dude was popping squat with the stall door open.

What the actual fuck this dudes out here voyeur pooping

Tiny water bottles piss me off

Been watching alotta pearl lately:

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It wasnโ€™t sexual at all lmao literally me sitting in front of a cake on my birthday.

I can't stand people who can't directly ask for things.

So a property manager texted me: "did you wash materials in the sink there was dust all over"

I said: "Oh, i'm sorry, i wiped it down but it was still drying when I left."

She said: "there was some dust on the refridgerator handle too and some under the rug"

Like she's implying she wants me to fix it, but because she's afraid of confrontation she can't just ask.

It's so infuriating. JUST ASK ME TO FIX IT, I'm not volunteering my time for free.

I hate this industry lol

Sigh, more ~~spam~~ marketing today. But today im hitting up 600 real estate agents.

Would love to automate it BUT NOPE GOOGLE GETS MAD

since when did bigger pockets turn into linkedin for real estate bros.

They're almost as bad as crypto bros

Found the janny immediatly.

he made it through 4 pounds but he couldn't do it.

6.5lbs of nutella LETS GOOOOO

He's eating an entire restaurants menu...

idk what to do. My coffee maker is making coffee that tastes like shit. I tried cleaning out what i could but it's terrible.

I switched to the keurig and coffee is back to tasting fine.

Long story short, don't buy the $12 coffee machine i guess

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Idk its entertaining

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idk guess i'll play some games again smh. BORED

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man, i wish i could stream scraping results. Lol it turns up some random shit.

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LETS JUST REPRESENT BLACK WOMEN AS WHALES, THAT'LL TEACH EM