Today is literally one of those days when I'm going into the mountains for a few days.
I didn't post because, excepting you, I have interactions only with bots that mindlessly like my crap. Tomorrow, the server subscription expires, and I don't want to pay anymore. I can write shit without paying if I really need to say something.
Looking for inspiration. I'm sure there's weird stuff out there that I don't have a clue about.
I have to try it at some point. 😂
It seems that I have to ask again but this is a question for the "weirdos".
What unusual-shaped dildos can I find nowadays? And no, I don't pretend to look innocent, but I'm 40, and some of the perversities seemed to avoid me.

#nsfw
Sometimes I go to an isolated chalet in the mountains.
It's not an exclusively male thing. You also learn to be alone between other humans.
If my ass and/or my thighs are taken care of, we're good.
Or you can rub it between my ass cheeks. 🤷
Good morning, perverts! Although I'm already on the lunch break.
What would make you cum and happy at the same time, right now? I'd want someone to handle my vibrator on a sunny (and empty) beach while I drink a few Aperol Spritz and smoke a few real cigarettes. And he/she should lick my pussy all around the vibrator.
Here's something beautiful for your eyes.

#nsfw
Gift them to me and stop complaining. 😁
Good morning! ☕☕☕☕☕ Any boners today?
See, this is what a civilised person does. 😂
If you want to watch me and jerk off, say hi and show me. I just hate the lack of civilization in some people.
https://cdn.azzamo.net/13c08c86cffd58d0d4ee426b6e946bd57bff6ba2918ae0e642a8873477e69430.mp4
#nsfw
Regarding my last post with the chick on chick massage...
It was always exciting as it was funny when a chick hit on me. What made it even more exciting was when she didn't know if I'd hit her with my purse or anything, and was trying to lift the game a notch every time I didn't have a bad reaction. It's funny. 🤷
A very long time ago, I had a friend who decided to have a sexual experience with another woman. There were different times and she didn't have any luck. Initially, I agreed to kiss her. I've kissed girls before, more or less as a joke, and this part wasn't a big deal for me. We repeated it at least one more time, and I confessed to her that I also used to rub each other with other girls but only with the pants on because we were scared virgins, but it was super fun and whatnot. Of course, we did it together and it was explosive. But now I wasn't a virgin anymore, and I wanted to try more, but without putting in the work. In short, I wanted to be a "pillow princess", so I told her that she can eat my pussy and finger me. So yeah, this was my first more serious experience with a woman. A lot of fun! And a lot of cumming.
#nsfw
Fuuuck, I need this!
https://cdn.azzamo.net/dd9f600f7889029c59c623b6b65126763590c620715eb6dd8f0a6090a1c73b7c.mp4
#nsfw
I get it. For the relaxing part, I imagine being with my bestie and taking turns in using you, like you'd be a cheap whore from the street. You eat us however we want, when we want. The drunker we get, the craziest shit happens.





