I swear, they must have started to add something to the water, because this was not happening to me when I was younger π
#word
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I mean, I get it, if it was a decision about a male/female friend. But, lady, you are about to give birth and this is (hopefully) the father of your offspring, who (hopefullyΒ²) has touched you there before π
I hadn't even considered that as a sub chore (reward even?), but it just occurred to me as so strange that you wouldn't be able to do that? It's in the same category as shaving before giving birth - wife has friends that preferred a sister/mother to prepare them? :mindblown:
Is there even such a thing as a "too horny"?
Reminds me of a time when we were on vacation with fellow fresh parents. When we finally got the children asleep, my wife took a shower and went to the common area, sat and said she would braid her hair, but she was just so damn tired. So, naturally, I stepped in, and to the mild surprise of the other wife and bigger shock of her husband, I braided her hair.
I mean, it's not rocket engineering - the hardest part is to split the strands evenly and then you just weave? π€·ββ
I feel you, dog. I do the same when my wife takes her bra off...
https://cdn.azzamo.net/7cefae689a3a9a85038e06d447bf43ad5d068c9f508461ec5dffaf53dd6ca97e.mp4
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#meme #memestr #shitpostI mean, it's the safest option Β―β \β _β (β γβ )β _β /β Β―
Okokok, I can see the appeal of Tarot cards now...
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What's the music shitposter is listening? It tickles my vibe juust right π
And where are you getting your daily fix now? If you say 'at home,' I will envy you so hard π
No, used before big purge in the old days. I have it installed on mobile though and browse from time to time. I have tried bdsmrl, but wasn't able to pick my sphere of interest easily again. I guess discoverability problem isn't exclusive to Nostr π
I could make a way without own relay, just publishing on others... Only downside is not having it nicely grouped like momostr does.
Still, mirroring Tumblr blogs could easily incur heavy costs, without clear benefit (for network I mean). I'll stay on the caution side. Maybe preserving only the last few months and dropping old blossoms? But that would drop them only from a single server, since deletions are not propagated π€
NGL I am half into replacing images with AI-described placeholders π
Thinking about creating a mirroring Tumblr relay.
A few problems:
1. Mirroring media (pretty sure nostr:npub1jjn20zj6awa6gz73423zxjqszvkzmqqyhwghwctvgy7ncrwlxg8qdavknm blossom server wouldn't like it). Hot linking functionality is highly dependent on clients - native COULD work, web ones? No dice.
2. You need a domain, and that means registering it, and that means KYC :/
Any smart solutions for the first, second, or both? #asknostr
I mean it's MILF, not MILMHRFM (Mother I'd Like to Marry and Help Her Recreate Her Failed Marriage) for a reason.
Getting some late-night kitchen action - sort of spring salad with potato and sun-dried tomatoes so wifey has something for tomorrow's lunch.
I should buy a phone with a better camera and actually check if my blossom πΈ provider strips geotags from photos, so I have no more excuses not to use nostr:nprofile1qqsrrxknu7gxxnd7smc5mwwzn9djdm3uvg5tu40cn3x8l656esqa2zsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7kjnpyw #foodstr
Not diagnosed but, there are signs...
https://cdn.azzamo.net/7485775e820df2ea094affff63095daec686ded1e8cad1cbe50c6fd0ccc18b00.webp
Doscovered nostr:nprofile1qqsrrxknu7gxxnd7smc5mwwzn9djdm3uvg5tu40cn3x8l656esqa2zsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7kjnpyw and got reminded of kinda cool tech https://onlyrecipeapp.com/
It extract ingredients/cooking steps so you don't have to sift through heap of reading about author's emotional journey to grocery shop if you don't want to.
#grownostr
You know that saying about New Year's dreams? Because I had one of the strangest about taking in a new hire at the firm - MILF grade, older than me, kids out of the nest, getting back to work routine to find her place while she was understimulated at home (in every sense of that word).
It took a couple of flirting remarks that eventually climaxed in some spanking for a job-related fail. From there it was a kinda steep slope to more depravities, but never crossing the line of actual penetration (with genitals, that is), since we were both married. So far so normal as one could get, right?
But here is the actual kicker: we eventually got her a Sybian (that "sit on the industrial-power vibrator" thing), and her conscience caught up, and we mutually agreed we had to dial it back a notch or two. But not before she discovered the wonders she could achieve on that toy, so as a parting gift I made her a voice-activated box that prevented it from running unless she said self-depraved things, like "I am just a dirty slut" kind, since she was heavily into that.
Now, all is well, but unbeknownst to her, the voice box was internet-connected, giving me a first-row seat to her beautiful agony of calling herself anything in the vocabulary, just to get some more of that sweet, sweet vibration. And the first time it happened I had that evil mad scientist laugh, and that actually woke me up π
Anyway, happy new year to everyone who actually read it this far π€
Believe it or not, but this actually released a few days back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTIDZGqjlls
#y2knostalgia
Well, beating is only one of possible explanations, although they should probably go for something with flared base...
There was an old game on PC with Pocahontas (I believe it was a port from Genesis?). She was portrayed there beautifully (for that time), so when my pliable young mind found some rule34 of her waving goodbye to the leaving ship wearing only her birthday suit, I was overjoyed. Some time later I found that she was supposed to be 10-12 years old. I thought, uh oh, that's not good, and I deleted that image.
Even more time later, I found that in the actual film (which the game was based on), she is actually 18-20ish, and the romance is not based on historic events. Since then I try from time to time to find that picture, but maybe it's better to let it go. I don't think it could live up to the memory of it
Reminds me of my university years, when presenting our team project and getting a B, we asked the undergrad grading it what we should have next time to do better (since we were feeling fairly good about it). He looked at the wall, taking that question seriously, and then gave us (all male team in a predominantly male school) the most honest response: 'I dunno, boobs probably.'
Had a little talk with Her while on a little hike on the weekend. About love languages, expectations and such. Though after that, well, it is what it is. Yesterday She talked about Her colleague that unexpectedly opened up about her troubles at home. They have languages swapped (she has physical touch, he has acts of service/attention, while we are exactly the other way around) and she is not getting hers fulfilled enough so she has to cope on her own and even said that she can see a divorce sometime in the future. (Can't wrap my head around that, saying it after a month(!) in her (second!) marriage π―) Bottom line: She wanted to express that She can now better understand my perspective. So a win, I guess? π