There are 10 types of people: ones who understand that joke, and ones who don't.

I have read a story or two that featured new cosmic companion, with no risk to earthlings... Humanity never quite made it...

Fix? Haha... I don't need fix... I am ok...heh, I am ok. Stop it, I am ok, right guys?

I am ok. 😶‍🌫️

GM ☕☁ https://cdn.azzamo.net/57a38e9091da65bbc00528799cf8bccd090645ba37b990452b56556782597f94.webp

So, kid somehow outgrew me already 🤗

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You are going to become like the Simpsons with these accidental prophecies 😅

After some time on Nostrudel instead of #amethyst and it seems that my favourite mobile app really developed some problem with fetching notifications. Lately it shows me only DMs, and I have to open my profile to force it to load at least a few reactions on those notes. Now I am seeing that there are more reactions, e.g. on replies that Amethyst completely missed. This behaviour correlates with the time I started to notice fewer people interacting. Coincidence? Is my end faulty? #asknostr

Low on time, I planned just to throw some chicken with paprika in the pot, add some leftover passata that needed to go to make a sauce, warm up dumplings and call it a day...

I must have been mind-wandering while doing groceries again because I bought chicken breast with bone. I never buy with bone - I am like hobbits, I buy my meat ready to party, and not to do all those filthy things with it. #shit

Okay, screw time planning, pull up a YouTube video on how to debone this particular cut, on a second tab let chatgpt throw together some quick recipe for a broth. Mission for nice & easy lunch failed successfully.

Main course was good enough, although I think the usual recipe with tomato paste instead of passata gets more praise from diners. Broth got extra long time to mature - left it on low heat for over 3 hours, so not exactly 'Perpetual stew' (google it if you hear it for the first time!) but made a nice base for garlic soup for dinner. #foodstr

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There is unhealthy amount of memes you post that one could follow as real life advice 😅

I know I complained about lack of sexy lingerie for men but...

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I mean, what's holding you back? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Date idea for a foggy morning: get to a coffee shop with outside seating, preferably sheltered so it can rain too. Order hot chocolate, tuck into the blankets they provide and just enjoy the moment. Oh, I almost forgot, we also have remote controls for each other's toys buzzing under our pants 😊

Life is so hard. I do not know if I should google it or ask AI about 'how to become a cottagecore sub.' #decisions

I should probably wait until Altman releases adult ChatGPT to the public though.

One of those mornings when you wake up and five minutes later your planned agenda is on fire, and everything goes south. And the feeling that it's OK not to fight it and just accept the defeat.

Hmm, maybe I should get better at loving myself.

That dress is just 👌

I don't often find myself to nod along with religious figures but...

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Never had those, have to find somewhere where they serve them 😀

Do they hire gynecologist to wash them or does the mold add to the flavour?

#mood for some nature sightseeing

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Today's random trivia: similar to the saying 'you can't have your cake and eat it too,' there exists a proverb: 'you can't both have a dick in your ass and your soul in heaven. ♥