MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE CARTEL OF PRIVATE BANKERS WHO RUN THE FEDERAL RESERVE

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🎄 "The Bitcoin Christmas: A Tale of Lost Satoshis" 🎅

It was Christmas Eve, and Julien, a die-hard Bitcoiner, was comfortably seated in his chair, staring at his computer. The Christmas tree sparkled, but something even more precious gleamed on his screen: his Bitcoin wallet.

Suddenly, an alert popped up: "Transaction confirmed: 0.01 BTC sent."

— What?! But… I didn’t send anything! Julien shouted, eyes wide open.

In a panic, he realized he might have clicked on a bad link. Then, he noticed the transaction memo:

"Thanks for the gift, signed: Santa Satoshi 🎁."

— Santa… what?!

He refreshed his screen frantically. Nothing changed; the sats were well and truly gone.

A few hours later, he received a strange message on Nostr:

"Ho Ho Ho Julien! I’ve received your sats for my reindeers. But don’t worry, every sat will come back… one day… maybe… on Lightning. Merry Bitcoin Christmas! 🎄⚡️"

Julien burst out laughing despite himself. He grabbed his keyboard and posted on Nostr:

"Guys, even Santa Claus uses Bitcoin now! If you want to avoid him digging into your wallet, better send him a few sats willingly. Come on, be generous! 🎁⚡️"

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And you? Are you going to let Santa Satoshi leave empty-handed? A few sats for some festive magic! 🎅⚡️

GOOD MORNING

SANTA CLAUS WAS VERY GENEROUS TO ME

#COINVIGILANTE #WATCH