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eccentric woman

Jellyfish are proof of God.

I feel like I’ve been cleaning nonstop for a week.

Happy Belated Birthday to my favorite goldbug!!!!!! 🧡 nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u

too many. too many parties. I must recharge.

I have 40 people coming over in two hours and the child chooses TODAY not to nap

I haven’t said GM in ages because I don’t usually wake up before the kiddo but HELLO GOOD MORNING HAPPY FRIDAY

THANK YOU! YES. EXACTLY. FIRE ZE MISSILES.

I need to start cooking but I am le tired

That’s what they call me!!!

are you saying it’s a me problem? I CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE ME PROBLEMS TODAY!!!!!!!!!

Oura: looks like you had a stressful day!

Me: THE FUCK I DID! YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!

no one tells you about how much you vacuum when you’re a parent. I feel like I vacuum every hour no joke. thank god for cordless Dysons.

Walkerrrrrrr I need chocolateeeeeeeee nostr:npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u

I was gonna make chicken tonight but it smelled so it’s back to ribeyes I guess.

nothing like a quiet evening of Critical Role