Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.

In an argument, the onus to prove one’s claim is always on the person without nunchucks.

I kinda wish the explosive part of a missile was in the back instead of the front, so everyone would have to say warbutts.

Eggos that fit together so you can remind someone to leggo your Eggo while you Lego your Eggos.

#photography

[sad piano music]

For just 3 boosts a day, you too could adopt a struggling shitposter in his most desperate time of need.

[montage of a dude near comatose typing on his phone covered in Cheetos and car hair]

You are a sum of all the choices you’ve ever made; especially the really stupid ones.

Night walks are still oppressively hot. #photography

Me too, Bo. Me too. #photography

(The focus sucks on this one but I couldn’t get the little shit to pose again)

Selfie, double EC

When I get inebriated it all happens in my mind and eventually progresses to my extremities. This is different than other people who tend to just get really fucking loud.

It may come to some of you as a surprise but I’m actually an idiot and I don’t like most people I’ve met in the real world