I generally prefer to avoid superlatives, but we’re all fucked.
I can’t shake the feeling that we have all settled.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak 🫡
Apologies, but I’m stealing this.
The gentleman flight attendant just erotically stroked the emergency evacuation pamphlet during the preflight theatre.
You must be at LaGuardia.
Purge the scourge.
WTF is wrong with America that we can’t get restroom stalls that go to the floor? How much money in materials are we really saving?
Someone knocked on my front door with a BTC pamphlet and said the same thing.
Beginners Guide Part 3/3 - How to Buy & Hold Bitcoin with Dan Held - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1E7lCvI4FY
Hey, #[2] can you please make all three of these into one recording? I’m trying to share with the unwashed masses.
Your movie is my dream.
Call me crazy, but I’m beginning to suspect that everything we’ve been taught, from healthy diet to smart money, is total bullshit.
I would love a fantasy football platform for failed banks. Can we do a March Madness bracket for the last bank standing?
This is a Shakespearean tragi-comedy in one post.
Confession: I love getting schlitzed for free in airport lounges. I wish I could zap them.