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Martanamos91
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I thlammed my penith in the car door 💀

Gold is useful for making jewelry and the machines that mine bitcoin 🤷‍♂️ doesn't mean it's as valuable but it'll still always have some intrinsic value.

Home is where the wifi isn't dogshit 🏠

RIP to all the libertarians like @ComicDaveSmith who claimed that Trump was the lesser of two evils. You probably should have never gotten involved in politics in the first place.

"Please forget about those damn Epstein files."

I'm knot running shitty code just because the one maintainer happens to be Catholic and uses the right buzzwords.

Modern day bitcoiners are a perfect reminder of the fact that human beings have always enjoyed building idols.

Why would you ever part with your digital real-estate in Cyber Manhattan when you could pay with Visa instead?

Let's get to 0.01 sat/vb baby 🔥 #Bitcoin

Certified MAGA-boy?

Certified pedophile.

BREAKING NEWS

Buttfuck McGee has decided to add #Bitcoin to the balance sheet of his rinky-dink pizza shop in Ohio.

WE ARE SO EARLY 🫡

Never ask:

A woman: her age.

A man: his salary.

@jordanbpeterson whether or not he is a Christian.

My new baby was born at bitcoin blockheight 902835. THANK YOU SATOSHI, I shall baptize him in the tallow deep frier at Steaknshake 🤤