Seen the a non-Nostr user on the bus the other morning, I knew she wasn't on Nostr cause she didn't say GM.

I was all like "Why you not on Nostr cunt?" she's all like "I don't know who you are, or why your taking pictures of my feet, but I'm calling the police'.

I'm all like "fucking do it you pussy #footstr".

Police show up, I show em the feet pics, they're like 'yeah that's pretty good, whats your npub so I can zap that shit'.

Everyone on the bus starts laughing, even the chick.

This is how we win.

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