the feminine urge to design a new programming language

teachers in 2008: “wow this boy is really smart, he scored [REDACTED] percentile on the IQ test, he’s a gifted and talented kid”

me now: gets called a good kitty as her gf feeds her estrogen

medieval old guys: "i dug the hole for this cathedral, so my son can lay the foundation, so his son can build the walls, and his son can build the roof, and his children can enjoy the cathedral"

modern old guys: "lol ill be dead when climate change gets bad, fuck off"

big titty goth gf

smol titty hacker gf

and they're dating