Nostr Nests needs to be a full blown Nostr Client. #plebchain #coffeechain #grownostr #nostr #bitcoin #zap nostr:note158s7u83t6j3ewwe0k5a9ksezlqlxhjmkk6q5ssn5yhru8jkjvfrs00lqrn
π LOL, not for real.. just trying to be humorous! ππ€£
My name is Frank. I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, however I am usually a lover and not a fighter. But I will do either with unbridled energy! One date with me and you will be in bliss and seeing stars, not to mention you would want to throw your panties away forever. Come to me me and hang on! 
I unpaused Hinge last night but then only 3 profiles in, I was like f- this dating apps suck. After talking with nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx about it and sending her a funny Instagram clip of a chick sending the most ridiculous messages, I was like this should be a nest, where we respond ridiculously. Then I was like we need to stream this somehow so you can see my screen. Yβall can critique my profile and others too. Iβm trying to make dating fun again.
For shits and giggles I went to what was supposed to be funny dating app profiles. Are these similar to what you see or do you see worse? 
Is there a way to see other trends in growth for Nostr?
1. New users each month.
2. New users who engage in at least so many notes/replies/zaps after say 3 weeks of them joining. To see if they are staying or the account went dormant. (Some how seeing retention)
3. Active users vs sporadic occasional users vs dormant users.
4. What a new users interests are? Possibly a question for new users where they could lick like 5 items of interest so they could have a starting point on Nostr.
(BTW- when I make new accounts on Damus I see the same list of possible people to follow. This list seems like a lot of developers, possibly not all of the most socially active people in some cases to follow?)
This is cool. Is this that movie βcocaine bearβ? Regardless it looks very impressive! π€ππ«Άπ₯ποΈποΈπ nostr:note1d0dwv64hkpvlmj4cxpe84g5sf3pdy9vzy5cd22tl62mjuewz8npqrqd8xp
I think he whispered βbananaβ
How about something of a romantic porno? One well endowed handsome male with a beautiful female. Simple one on one. Romantic and sensual.. with a powerful ending. π€·π»ββοΈπ«Ά
Yeah, ladies choice nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r π
It started as just a happy porno watching nest. We could talk about the acting, story line, thoughtful background music, etc. π€·π»ββοΈ
The zaps would be extreme β‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈ
It would definitely be the biggest nest!! Derek and Semisole better throw some more bandwidth on the server, max out the ram, and get ready for the power of Nostr!!!! πͺ