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Just finished cooking patlıcan kebabı with my wife… I could barely wait until it was done… I was literally ready to swallow the hot stuff directly from the oven 🫠
Just ignore the noise 🫂💜
Hahaha I don’t remember why I wrote that one 😂🤣👇
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GM frens ans frensesses 🫡💜🫂🧄
Still suffering from hangover, but gotta do some work… Have a great Sunday 😍
#plebchain #coffeechain 
Well I started a PhD in trampoline jumping, got a scholarship, didn’t finish it, but still put it on my CV. And there was this thing with the ministry 😂
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Used to be the case 🇩🇪🫡😢
I go to bed (or vomit). GN my frens and frensesses 🫂💜🫡
„Döp döp döp döbbe döp“ (Scooter)
#plebchain #drunkstr #shitposting
Okay, the last one before my brain disconnects, but this is a though one 🤪
A programmer's spouse says 'While you're at the grocery store, buy some eggs.' The programmer never comes back. (don’t remember who said it)
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„God is a DJ“ (Faithless, I think)
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„ There’s no place like ~/. “ (my own invention 😂😂😂)
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„I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarian and we're skeptical." (I don’t remember who said that but probably Arthur Clarke… Oh man I‘m wasted 😂)
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