We'll bring it back sometime for old time's sake

Soon

Poke her? I don't even know her!

Every time you use a plastic straw a fish dies

What is Bill Gates doing climbing out of the joo tunnels?

It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do man!

Trump dodging a bullet was badass, but remember when W dodged that shoe?

https://v.nostr.build/EFEonl5uLsEyyFQM.mp4

Make like it's 900 AD and go all Viking on their asses

Do I put the $4300 zero turn mower on credit? Of course I will. Because I'm an American! 🇺🇲

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https://v.nostr.build/0YA0.mp4

Shitter™

Market is scary today. Lot of liquidity missing. Take a look at a 5m or 1m chart of S&P500

Futures. I'm not touching that shit today.

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Looks like a good time

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Centralized Internet services are all fucked up today.

I'm about to do a thing

My patience runs short real quick when people make simple shit complicated.

DoD doesn't have your complete DNA profile. Just mitochondrial DNA for identifying your remains.

Gonna get me a truck

You haven't yet lifted the veil that the joos placed over your eyes fren