🤭 is that on steam?

Obviously you start out with a normal baseball cap and then you use some material to extend the bill like paper machet or some shit and then line it with some pretty green fabric and glue some googlies

Leisure suit Larry? What game?

Omg bahahahaha

Make her that hat for real

Oh I knowwwww 🙄😂

My husband said “we literally have a power washer and the patio needs to be done” 🤭

Wait for real? That’s amazing

Oooo that’s a fun one

It’s extremely relaxing for me 🤭 I haven’t been slaughtering nearly as much

Oh for sure. It’s a satisfying late at night game

Having fun with this one

I basically slap the world in the face with a giant dick of enthusiasm every time I leave the house😂🫂

😂😂😂

Absolutely! They also like to get freaky after rain which I respect

Get the shopping cart!

Damnit, I was going it again😂🫂

Not bad 😂🫂

😂😂😂

I’ve already come up with 3 semi funny jokes 🤭

Off to a good start 🥂

I love all of them 🤭 but I aint picky at all

Happy new year!

Homemade vodka sauce got me feeling some type of way 🤤

When I first saw a limp penis, I tried to mush it on a newspaper, but it doesn’t work EXACTLY like silly putty 🤦‍♀️

Rest day with the baby boy

My phone is literally trash. It’s absolute chaos in my photos and it’s too late to fix it…it’s gone too far

It’s basically just pig hooves and concentrated thc 🤷‍♀️ plus it’s like a small little thing we don’t eat regularly

Nope just a raisin like thing 😂

Not even a blind date?

My turtle sexier than yours

Happy New Year!!!!

…but don’t forget…

I like shrimp fried rice