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Kajoozie Maflingo

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Self hosting weirdo. Piss poor sysadmin. Script kiddie. Member of the Circle Jerk Economy. Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couples™ with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl, Manufacturer of #modernhorrors, I also got some chickens lol Attending #nostrbama https://nostrbama.com Recommends: https://nostr.net https://cornychat.com https://hivetalk.org https://relay.tools https://zaplinks.lol https://zap.cooking https://nostrati.org

I think it’s called masochism

Kajoozie Maflingo 2h ago

I do not want or need help

It tastes good, depending on your palette. You also become tolerant. My regular chili will make people cry. I've been accused of making it that hot to hurt people before 🥵🤣

Are you perhaps from a Nordic country? I've often noticed they aren't huge spicy food eaters. I had to overcome my Norwegian heritage to become a spicer.

Kajoozie Maflingo 2h ago

I tell my wife I'm developing an immunity. I don't fuck with pure cap, but I regularly put a drop of this shit on my food

Sometimes you just want to _feel_ something.

Kajoozie Maflingo 2h ago

the pain let's me know I'm still alive

lemme buy sauce that burns and hurts

wat

Kajoozie Maflingo 2h ago 💬 2

its not for everyone just let us enjoy our suffering please

i don't understand overly spicy food

educate me pls

is it enjoyed similarly how extremely sour candy is enjoyed?

Kajoozie Maflingo 2h ago

idk man people do all kind of crazy shit from accupunture to cold showers, running marathons to swimming in ice water.

you ever meet a pro skydiver? now those mfers are NUTS

I’d take that bet if I hadn’t just quit gambling for the year. Nice try flamingo.

Kajoozie Maflingo 4h ago 💬 1

damn almost won

I miss having a truck with dual tanks, plus a fuel tank in the box.

I'm not running out! 😂

Kajoozie Maflingo 5h ago

just bring a gas generator and spare fuel can in your EV, problem solved

I didn't even do that on purpose 😭😭😭😭😭

Kajoozie Maflingo 5h ago

don't be so modest

“Dump lingered last in line for brains and the one she got was kinda rotten & strange”

Kajoozie Maflingo 5h ago

she's dump, she's dump, she's in my head 🎶

wait until my dad see's what i just made for him.

https://nak-website.shakespeare.wtf/

Kajoozie Maflingo 5h ago

I bet he takes you out for ice cream. waffle cones.

I can't because I'm so dump

Kajoozie Maflingo 5h ago 💬 4

OK but you misspelled dumb so that's lowkey kinda genius

I skipped it. Nothing ever happened 😂

Kajoozie Maflingo 5h ago

this is the way

Good lord she’s an angry flamingo, that one

Kajoozie Maflingo 5h ago

please mute me again so I can go back to mocking you without you feeling the need to respond

GN Nostr.

I found another vice to give up in 2026. Gambling. I’m giving up alcohol, cannabis, and gambling in all its forms this year. What will I find next? 🗡️

Kajoozie Maflingo 5h ago 💬 2

I bet you can't

Kajoozie Maflingo 5h ago 💬 2

there's a reason we voted him CEO of Nostr

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I'm the dumbest girl alive

Kajoozie Maflingo 7h ago 💬 3

prove it

Perverse incentives. 👌🏻

Kajoozie Maflingo 7h ago

there's a reason the jury pool is filled with low education low income people, it sucks but it is what it is

Beef is the fucking best

Kajoozie Maflingo 7h ago 💬 1

Kajoozie Maflingo 8h ago

this is the template for 60% of this guys memes, and he expects to get *paid* for this shit. its pathetic honestly, I almost feel sorry for him

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Done. 🤣

Kajoozie Maflingo 8h ago

fucking embarrassing dude.

Done. 🤣

Kajoozie Maflingo 8h ago 💬 1

of course this is the template you used.

Stolen from Corndalorian but I fixed it with a flamingo 🦩

Kajoozie Maflingo 8h ago

his favorite meme template!

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