Autists always ruining my humor.

It didn’t get kinetic enough for that just silly drunken fun. But yes. Being short has never been a problem for me. Lol

This is wise.

In the sense that my dignity remained in tact and his was marginally diminished, yes. He’s a sweet kid but he was waaaaay to drunk be martial. The fact that I’m only 5’7’’ made it even more hilarious. My low center of gravity was an intractable obstacle. It was a brief encounter lol.

Ya, 5-meo etc as well, I get that, but I’m at an age where I would prefer to have a legitimate guide and reintegration process. Not to mention it’s illegal where I am and I don’t necessarily want to experience ego death in my office slumped over in my ergonomic chair, lol.

How does one find a legitimate ayahuasca experience in South America without being murdered or robbed?

If any of you have knowledge about this, I have a few months before my pregnant wife reaches her Frieza-style final form and I want to take a little personal trip. If that trip can also involve a legitimate brain reset in the jungle, I think I want to include that, but I don’t want to get scopolamine’d and flayed in the process.

Humans will always be good at noticing. Super power.

It was..fantastic. It’s a company called “Under Canvas” they have locations all over the US set up like this.

I wish I knew about this game when I was a youngin’ playing baseball. Holy shit does this get you dialed in!

Sometimes….its true. Sometimes. I was here a few months ago:

Watching reddit go from freedom chat to a bluesky forum over the last decade is so sad.

There’s a reason why English Slang enjoyers say “pull up your socks” when they mean “duck!”

I went to a very wealthy venture capitalist’s house for new years. There is probably nothing more entertaining than watching the extremely wealthy 55+ year old cohort get HAMMERED in very expensive clothing and descend into complete anarchy. His 7 foot tall son tried to wrestle me in the kitchen next to a closet with probably $20,000 of expensive win in it.

Incredible.

I’m usually barefoot while camping. Makes it easier.

Thanks brother, you too. 2026 is all opportunity right now. I pray we all make the most of it.

I am never the mark because I pick my mark in advance always.

Low time preference is winning.

I plan to make you guys say really stupid shit for money.

Ok, I make an exception for 100% wool socks worn at night time, you can treat them like slippers. Turn them inside out during the day to air, thats ok.

Unacceptable. Never two days in a row. I dont give a shit if you’re camping or marching to war, always change your fucking socks.

It’s like playing poker, if you don’t know who the mark is, it’s you.

My neighbor is Venezuelan and they have a big family and lots of parties. Fucking great neighbor. I know him better than any other neighbor.

Yesterday he had a party and my kid and his friend played in their blowup slide jumpy house.

The men played a game like baseball where the pitcher throws a bottle cap at a can behind you and you have to try to hit it with a broomstick. It was fucking bananas. I hit .500, I am the boss of hitting things with sticks.

I love these guys.

Also: I just ordered 300 orange bottle caps from amazon.

Your new years resolution has been set.

No. Never, ever wear socks for two days.

VPN to the past.

Stanley Tucci’s Italy series is so good.

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Fun fact: In the moments leading up to succumbing to hypothermia, you feel nice and comfy warm—lulled into complacency instead of survival.

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Gorgeous

Entropy.

Fuck this guy

The worst part of my schadenfreude over all this is that it will only incrementally get worse there as is custom and then some other dumb dumb mayor will come in and nothing ever happens.

Bread. Lines.

Feelings mutual also

I’ve really gotta paren mine down

A world view where everyone you hate must be stupid is retarded.

One maniac then 45 normie losers then extremist then 45 more. And so on.

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If I ever got on twitter again I’d have to follow a thousand people I don’t give a shit just to mask the pile of maniacs and extremists I really want to hear from so I don’t end up on some kind of list.

TLDR 2026: more stupid shit. Giving thanks anyway. Happy new year bitches.

It’s not A+ but it has its moments. They should have pushed the jokes a little harder but if you can watch for free. Since Kevin H isn’t like main act it’s good. He’s definitely a sidekick type

Are these guys still alive?

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