My neighbor is Venezuelan and they have a big family and lots of parties. Fucking great neighbor. I know him better than any other neighbor.

Yesterday he had a party and my kid and his friend played in their blowup slide jumpy house.

The men played a game like baseball where the pitcher throws a bottle cap at a can behind you and you have to try to hit it with a broomstick. It was fucking bananas. I hit .500, I am the boss of hitting things with sticks.

I love these guys.

Also: I just ordered 300 orange bottle caps from amazon.