#pickme

So cool

There are different things rotating around different axises at the same time.

It does if you look for a long time

I really don’t want to get into these things but a shooting star isn’t a star it’s a small rock entering our atmosphere and catching fire. Not like a giant nuclear gas ball millions of miles away ripping across space

How’s your trade going?

I know it’s like a snow/desert planet sidled up to our planet.

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I don’t have occasion to look but it’s Florida and very cold so I assume that’s mostly what it’s about. Plus sunset obviously. But it’s really stunning

I’ve never seen a sky like this in my life.

Next to the saffron too presumably.

confession:

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I have to confess, I don’t really hate pine nuts that much but I was having too much fun fighting with the pink bird over it. They are unreasonably expensive tho.

Everything is going to shit. Good thing I can come online and complain about it. I would be much angrier if I was alone with my complaints.

It would be preferable in many cases.

I think I said this before, but it would be cool to vibe code a nostr repository of 2026 goals that just publishes the hash of them to keep them private but would allow you to publish the input later if you achieve it and want to pat yourself on the back.

Your mercy is great.

We should take it out on this guy who looks similar:

Actual school with actual children shuts down on short notice for lack of funds. Should have ran the business better I guess, but actual children don’t have a school to go to while Somali gangster siphon funds and actually provide no service to anyone.

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county/legends-academy-charter-school-closes-doors-with-little-notice-families-teachers/FLBQ4UE35ZCINEJTIGBB5H5XZU/

I don’t judge people for wasting their money. This is a my lonely crusade.

Best gift I got this year was a cashmere wool pull over. It’s fuckin amazing. Wool maxin all year long.

Literal tree gametes just insulting you to your face.

It’s like watching a zoomer buy a taxi for his burrito on credit while a literal sandwich is just walking across the street flipping us the perpetual bird.

Pine nuts are the food equivalent of a Somali Daycare.

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“Somali Daycare” is going to be my new go-to euphemism for fake ass scam.

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That’s what he said.

Word games are literally my job, ngmi I guess.

Last year my wife got me a coprolite for Christmas. This year she got me a bidet. She might be telling me something.

I just ate about 2lbs of chipotle. I guess ngmi?

There is literally no point to my smart stuff or lawyering.

We may have no choice. We have to save Canada from itself.

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I look at land every quarter. I need to learn some more practical skills before I go ranchin’ it. Im thinking of taking a sabbatical to work at a ranch for a month or something just to learn how to do something useful.

Was this a slavery joke?

Is this like when you go halvsies on a milk shake and your compatriot drinks the whole thing and then tells you his half was at the bottom?