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Mel 3d ago

I’m just like ewwww get that out of here

Literal tree gametes just insulting you to your face.

Mel 3d ago

Yeah piney insults

MAKE SONGS LONGER 3d ago

🤣

Sergio 3d ago

What are they used for?, not familiar. Laundering money?

Yes. You pay a shitload for them to do nothing, probably funds CIA black operations.

Sergio 3d ago

I knew it

Sergio 3d ago

Somalis = Pine nuts?

Yes. Whereas Kamala fell out of a coconut tree, somalis fall out of Italian Stone Pines.

they're a thickening agent you uncultured swine

Your mom’s a thickening agent.

Sweary and bookish. 3d ago

I think uncultured swine is the best insult I've ever read on here🙏🏻.

Oh dear...I...like...toasted pine nuts on salads. Am Somali daycare not Yarnlady? I did not ask for an identity crisis for Christmas 😒.

stache 3d ago

Srry for ur loss sista😖🫂…if it makes u feel any better I’m currently identifying as a potato🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️⭕️😂

I'll wait a bit before changing my name to Yarnsomalidaycare. Do a slow roll out y'know, ease everyone in to it. I would much rather identify as a potato...maybe a sweet potato, or one of those little purple ones 😆🥔

😂

stache 3d ago

For what it’s worth I like the way u roll @yarnsomalidaycare🤔😂⭕️

I'm too hip to be square, so I roll with the punches and adapt. 😂👀 ⭕ > 🟥

I don’t judge people for wasting their money. This is a my lonely crusade.

stache 3d ago

nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 seems an excellent bloke 🤔…when he’s not stepping on small crustaceans 🤨😂🫂⭕️

Does it help that I'll only buy them if they're on sale?

They should never be bought for any money

What about pecans or walnuts?

some folks use those in their pesto, but those folks are wrong

I have used toasted walnuts in a pesto because I had them and it was a spur of the moment meal...

Ryan 3d ago

Is this a pineapple pizza level food hate?

No because it’s not a subjective belief.

Ryan 3d ago

I've never even seen a pine nut classified as food. This is news to me.

they're mandatory in pesto unless you're some kind of backwards savage who lacks all culture

Ryan 3d ago

I've never had pesto 🤷‍♂️

OK just don't try nostr:nprofile1qqsx0tdgudz9xt9lstcwwqj89cjv0ztwpcwfvg674ja25juxzczjzugppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhscf86zd 's first or you won't know what real pesto is supposed to taste like

If my pesto isn’t pesto then pesto sucks.