Unrealist: the glass is not real and neither is piss
Mood. It’s 8pm for me and I’m already tired 🤪
Just won 11653 sats from the end of year bet
http://blossom.happytavern.co/1df88ba16d453469a6a13f3ea56645f8e0c2e1d1fb229088a4504525d1e93e2b
😂😂 after I watch Tigs play games
Fried dans 🤤
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Okay cool, he wrote it down and is working on it
YASSSSSS. We’re getting somewhere now 😎
Well not for us yet, but happy new year to you from us crazy kids 🍻
I like to do puzzles 🤭
Only 2 accents is crazy. I have at least 6 personas in disagreement at a time.
I play a jigsaw puzzle app every night before bed and my husband (confusingly named puzzles) has been hearing me getting increasingly more pissed off with all the ads and in-app purchases. They give you 1 free puzzle a day, but you have to watch an ad to play it and it usually is a shitty image.
Suffice to say, he vibecoded a better app for me to play on where I can upload my own photos and play all the puzzles I want without the ugly ads🥹
Supposedly he’s still “working out bugs”, but it already works great for me so if any of you for some reason have the same interest and issue:
Have fun 🤪
“Hmmm yes, the legs on this Cabernet is outstanding”
Did you let the hair people walk off with your DNA you psycho?
I always steal the floor hair at my salon in case I need to commit a crime and frame someone
Maybe we’re related. do you also come from a bunch of inbred rednecks?
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THIS. They’re all inspired by Richard, the OG
Woah woooe that’s controversial as hellllllllllllll
I just learned yesterday that little boys are getting perms 🤦♀️
I feel like stache is the only ⭕️ who could possibly understand my taste in movies
