Wouldn't bet on it

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Mark Zuckerfuck cosplaying as the champion of open source is like Bill Gates pretending to care about your health.

Once you go purple you never go ______!

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He pissed off Zuckerfuck so that makes him my fren

Totally unhinged hahahahaha

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Let's purple pill plane tracker boy.

Can't stop us.

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Don't want it to lose it's magic by using it too many times in one day 🤣

What?

Ikea embodies the fall of the empire

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testicles

It's ok when the joos do it

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We're gonna need a 'mute npub' feature real quick

I open up Nostr, only been gone a couple hours, and suddenly everybody doing the hokey-pokey? 👀

The only thing more stupid than voting is not voting.

Just stuffed myself with pot roast, veggies, and gravy... And now I gotta try five cake flavors.

20 years and over a trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.

Most fortuitous that it came along at just the right time what with the Afghanistan withdrawal and all