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Hozzel Rocket
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200 Thousand Miles. 15 miles till empty.

Nobody Rawdogs their engine like Hozzel

Nobody Rawdogs their gas tank like Hozzel.

You know why??

Cause nobody Stacks Sats like Hozzel

The coin can hit 4 billion dollars

Regardless, I’ll see you MUTHAFUCKERS at 300,000 miles.

You know why???

Cause nobody HODL’S like Hozzel

Hozzel’s goin out for Sushi tonite. In his fucking sweatpants!!!!!

Let’s Go

#bitcoin

I know there’s a lot of speculation and rumors flying around out there about Hozzel’s new laser eyed profile pic. Let’s just put this to bed right now. I’m not Satoshi Nakamoto.

Don’t see a lot of those where Hozzel lives

My good friend in Asheville has organized a go fund me for families in need. He’s the real deal

#asheville #bitcoin

https://gofund.me/e8749b53

All day long

This guy cutting in front of Hozzel

Slicing and dicing

Knifing his way around.

Hozzel trying to convince the dentist it’s best we just leave it as it is. You know why Doc? Cause nobody HODL’s like Hozzel.

He’s got no idea what Hozzels talkin about.

#bitcoin

Somebody please dumb this down for Hozzel. From my standpoint. They give zero fucks.

Replying to Avatar The Daniel 🖖

I’m putting together a list of Lightning wallets to recommend to customers who visit nostr:npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h and want to learn how to buy a beer at the bar. ⚡️🍺

Requirement 1: It needs to be easy to set up for someone with minimal bitcoin knowledge, or has experience with crypto but never used Lightning before

Requirement 2: It needs to work without a VPN in New York (and the US in general) – this means NO Strike, Cash App, ZBD, Primal, Phoenix, WoS, etc.

This is a surprisingly hard list to write.

#AskNostr

Ok I don’t feel like a complete moron anymore.

Steak and IceCream

Those tires blow? I’ll climb out of that fiery mess, fire up the Smiles app and hoof it. Keep stackin while I walk it

Hozzel had to get a new tire today. Dude at the tire shop got on me about all my tires being from 2002

You know why?????

Cause nobody Hodl’s like Hozzel. That’s why!!!!!!