For all those wondering. Hozzel’s haircut looks fantastic
200 Thousand Miles. 15 miles till empty.
Nobody Rawdogs their engine like Hozzel
Nobody Rawdogs their gas tank like Hozzel.
You know why??
Cause nobody Stacks Sats like Hozzel
The coin can hit 4 billion dollars
Regardless, I’ll see you MUTHAFUCKERS at 300,000 miles.
You know why???
Cause nobody HODL’S like Hozzel

Hozzel’s goin out for Sushi tonite. In his fucking sweatpants!!!!!
Let’s Go
#bitcoin
I know there’s a lot of speculation and rumors flying around out there about Hozzel’s new laser eyed profile pic. Let’s just put this to bed right now. I’m not Satoshi Nakamoto.
Today's #Bitcoin news video! (12 min.)
Bitcoin brace yourself! Bullish signals galore! Adoption booming! Bags packed? - Ep.211
WATCH on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmRykabgiJI
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OH YEAHHHHH. he’s back. Better than ever!!!!
Dear carnivores:
Y'all know this isn't normal, right?
If you thought the mass-poisoning of everything stopped at our food, water and soil, I've got bad news for you...
#geoengineering #chemtrails https://nostpic.com/media/a3ce3b178db030c5bdcddd1aa7c9a9127ecb17f16f7daaf5d8216860b7588d3c/77d3e993881388ff852abf96a7fa7933410ab337801aa5dd1ce375c583bd49d2.webp
Is this shit real??? Hozzel’s been complaining about these things in the sky and everyone thinks I’m insane.
Where’s the best info on this?
-Hozzel (fellow carnivore)
My good friend in Asheville has organized a go fund me for families in need. He’s the real deal
#asheville #bitcoin
All day long
This guy cutting in front of Hozzel
Slicing and dicing
Knifing his way around.

Hozzel trying to convince the dentist it’s best we just leave it as it is. You know why Doc? Cause nobody HODL’s like Hozzel.
He’s got no idea what Hozzels talkin about.
#bitcoin

Why I stopped eating too
Somebody please dumb this down for Hozzel. From my standpoint. They give zero fucks.
Why I stopped wearing underwear
I’m putting together a list of Lightning wallets to recommend to customers who visit nostr:npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h and want to learn how to buy a beer at the bar. ⚡️🍺
Requirement 1: It needs to be easy to set up for someone with minimal bitcoin knowledge, or has experience with crypto but never used Lightning before
Requirement 2: It needs to work without a VPN in New York (and the US in general) – this means NO Strike, Cash App, ZBD, Primal, Phoenix, WoS, etc.
This is a surprisingly hard list to write.
#AskNostr
Ok I don’t feel like a complete moron anymore.
Donald gettin back to Lago after a visit to nostr:npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h
nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx
#bitcoin

Steak and IceCream
22 years I Rawdogged those tires.
Said goodbye today
Those tires blow? I’ll climb out of that fiery mess, fire up the Smiles app and hoof it. Keep stackin while I walk it
Hozzel had to get a new tire today. Dude at the tire shop got on me about all my tires being from 2002
You know why?????
Cause nobody Hodl’s like Hozzel. That’s why!!!!!!

