i feel like imma be that old lady on the block that has everybody’s phone number, birthdays and family records written down on papers for when we go analog 😳

sometimes i sit and wonder how many light years right now stretches back.

why did an image of buc-ees in chuck taylors just flash through my mind?! 😭 like there’s a whole “the wood who could” saga…the wood chuck has an untold story

hulu ads feel like an insult to my intelligence. back to books. let that trial expire.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?